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About us

We’re a satire publication. Parody.

This is just one project from our community. We are tired of corruption in politics and the media. We seek to expose it and bring about change.

Cinch News is intended to be a parody of what the mainstream/corporate media has become. They love dividing the country, crafting narratives, misleading and misinforming.

Our stories often contain actual fact but with clear biased commentary padding it. If you read past the headline and actually source our comments, you would be fine. But if you took us at face value and use an article to prove a point, your opponent will hopefully do more research than you and you will be publicly humiliated.

The media cannot be trusted to tell the complete truth. If you look for evidence of corruption in any main media outlet, you will find it – but you have to look.

In the meantime, we are going to make the entire industry look like clowns until the day they are brought to heel and somehow forced to report only the facts and nothing more.

Until then, read our dumb commentary and think about which publication we sound most like.

Meet our team

We use photos from thispersondoesnotexist.com to prevent anyone from being implicated in our tomfoolery. We can't tell you much about ourselves because there exists an entire subset of the Democratic party that will doxx us and attempt to ruin our lives with no regard for our safety or concern for our livelihood.

There exists an entire political party that we're apparently not allowed to make fun of. We're going to do it anyways.

Tina Minorov

Founder/President

Tina is the founder and developer of Cinch News, GMH, Inclusive Gamers and more.

William Shears

Senior Vice President

William and Tina have been working together for years. He is a business analyst, creative strategist and community leader. He directs all brand acquisition, community merger and recruitment concerns.

Caspian Faith

Vice President

Caspian has been with the team for over a year. He is a key organizer and developer of community programs as well as events.

Babi

Vice President

Babi has been on the team for several years and is a prominent figure among the community. She directs Inclusive Gamers and is part of the inner circle of leadership.

Caleb McLaughlin

Vice President

Caleb is a member of almost three years and is a multi-faceted expert in critical aspects of the community as well as content development and creative direction.

Jamie Barton

Chief Editor

Jamie has been on as long as the VPs and primarily assists in the overview of content creation on Cinch News. She has been a long-serving figure with the Cinch News brand.

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