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Wednesday, October 4, 2023


What the hell are you doing? You’re checking my SOURCE?

I am a JOURNALIST. I am above reproach. I would NEVER allow my personal feelings and motivations intrude upon my God-given duty to give you the facts. Do you have any idea how dangerous it is for you to be doing your own fact-finding? First, you’re just making sure it’s true and next thing you know you’re insinuating that Saddam Hussein didn’t have WMDs.

I don’t want to have to report you to the authorities but I will if you keep trying to verify my sources.

Just… just read the damn article and be scared of everything and never question anything, okay?

I care about you, user. I don’t want to give you up to Biden’s Disinformation Board but I will.